The Top 20 Most Ass Kicking, Crotch Stomping, Badass Lolis Around: #19

At #19 is one that many should be familiar with…


Number 19: Presia Combatir From Tales of Symphonia

Alluring Quality 3/10: Overall, not particularly enticing.  It’s interesting to see a little girl (She’s actually far older than she looks as a result of stunted growth) dress so conservatively these days, but her face is just kind of creepy (and not in a good way, but in an unsettlingly way).

Callousness 5/10: Before her Exsphere induced stupor was fixed, she was nothing but a mindless automaton and extremely powerful (we’ll get to that).  She could potentially have been induced to reek unspoken havoc and not though much of it.  However, after she was cured with a perfected Exsphere, she was among the most docile characters in the game.  As such I gave her an average rating here.

Power 10/10: Presia is without a doubt a tank.  Her attacks do tremendous damage and she has the defense and stamina to go solo in some battles.  Her attacks often seem to score criticals and have the pushback and stun effect and she can lift object in the game that even full grown adults have trouble with.  For this I gave Presia a perfect score.

Lolidom Factor 4/10:  She keeps Regal in check for the most part and has a bit of a relationship with Genis and can be quite sarcastic at times.  She never really physically emasculates any of the characters in the game though.

Loliness 7/10:  Her ultimate weapon is a Piko Hammer that makes squeaky noises and she cosplays as Klonoa at one point among other uniforms yet she always seems none the wiser with a blank stare on her face.  However, there isn’t much as to go on and she is actually not as young as she looks so she scores above average.

Overall 29/50:  Presia certainly has the capability to kick ass, but lacks the overall personality necessary to be a badass loli.  That’s not to say that she isn’t a sarcastic little thing who keeps things together, but that none of her acts stand out as particularly badass.  Presia comes in at Number 19, but with the next entry and beyond, people are going to start seeing more serious competition.


5 Responses to “The Top 20 Most Ass Kicking, Crotch Stomping, Badass Lolis Around: #19”

  1. 1 Cats June 22, 2007 at 7:03 am

    I was a little confused when reading your previous post since I didn’t realise you were intending to spill it over several posts.

    Q. Are you going to talk only about characters from that game?

  2. 2 Kaioshin Sama June 22, 2007 at 7:40 am

    No it’ll be characters from all over the place. There’s also a good chance there may be characters that some have never heard of in which case it could be a bit of a twisted learning experience.

  3. 3 鋼鉄の Beowulf June 23, 2007 at 8:47 am

    Lolis, something I’m not particularly fond of or familar with. >

  4. 4 鋼鉄の Beowulf June 23, 2007 at 8:49 am

    Sorry about the double post but only half the message appeared Anyway, I guess Ruri Hoshino will be somewhere there in the top 10 though since she was THE LOLI of the late 90s. Can’t think of any other significant lolis during the same period. (Damn I feel old.)

  5. 5 Kaioshin Sama June 23, 2007 at 8:49 am

    Don’t worry, I also plan to do a Top 20 list on My Top Mecha Units.

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