The Top 20 Most Ass Kicking, Crotch Stomping Badass Lolis Around: #20

I’ve decide to do a spot on the Top #20 ass kicking Loli characters around.  These are the types that will have you on your knees begging for mercy, or well….just plain dead.  Their were 5 categories each out of ten for which I assigned points based on my personal judgement on the character.  The categories were how Alluring they were, their potential for Callousness, How Powerful they were, Their capacity for Lolidom, and just plain overall Loliness.  Yes I was very tired when I came up with this crazy idea.  Here is #20.


Number 20: Fa From Fire Emblem: Emblem Sword Of Seals

Alluring Quality 5/10:  She’s average really.  Not much else to say

Callousness 0/10: Not even in the slightest.  Fa is arguably the most kind hearted character in the entire game.

Power 10/10:   The main reason she is on here.  Fa is so powerful as to be able to solo the entire game by herself, provided she has Divine Stones to use.  Hardly anything can scratch her in Mamkute form and she does tremendous damage and gets critical hits on Dragon enemies.  Fa is an absolute monster.

Lolidom Factor 3/10:  She plays a major role in the games story and from time to time gives Roy a bit of whatfor, but overall she’s just to kind.  The fact that she can decimate even the massive, muscular and rugged Zephyr in one attack though scores her some points.

Loliness 10/10:  Ok look at her expression, Look at her sprite with the wings, and then look at how cute her dragon form is.  She bird runs around the screen from time to time, has a carefree personality and lolis it up like no other character in Fire Emblem History.

Overall 28/50:  Every Fire Emblem except the Jugdral universe seems to have some sort of Loli character that transforms into a massive dragon that just wrecks havoc on the enemy.  Fa is the best one though I think for her importance to the story versus some of the other ones like Chiki.  She’s powerful, but not mean enough to rise in the ranks I have in mind for this particular contest.


1 Response to “The Top 20 Most Ass Kicking, Crotch Stomping Badass Lolis Around: #20”

  1. 1 Mirrinus June 26, 2007 at 6:45 am

    I absolutely approve of this post. Fa is made of love, win, and giant goose-like dragon. But only 30 uses of her Dragonstone? That’s just horrendous. Even Myrrh got 50…it’s just not fair.

    Final scene at the true end of Sword of Seals with Idoun and Fa is just too cute.

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