The Top 20 Most Ass Kicking, Crotch Stomping Badass Lolis Around: #18

Coming in at Number 18 is…


Irui Guneden From Super Robot Wars Alpha Series

Alluring Quality 6/10:  Irui has an intangible look to her with the Gothic Lolita Dress, Red Eyes, Red/Green Hair Beads and sad face about her.  Plus everybody in the universe seems to be after her at one point or another.  Definitely above average, but she is a pretty conservative personality over all.

Callousness 3/10:  For most of the game Irui can be seen serving coffee to the crew members, look after people in the infirmary and just trying to help out everybody in any way she can.  She is a really nice girl….that is until right at the end of the game when her true purpose is revealed and in her alternate form she seeks to seal the Earth from the rest of the universe and rule as a goddess.  However, her childlike personality ultimately manages to fight this and if you choose the right choices and have enough skill points you will manage to save her.  She’s not inherently callous or evil at, but the potential is slightly there with the proper trigger, so she gets a few points.

Power 10/10:  Irui is literally something of a living god for earth (picture Kami from Dragon Ball Z in relation to earth).  Called the Child of God, The Guneden or The Messiah, whatever the case, once in control of the Guneden armor via a fusion process she/it has 500,000 HP and her accuracy is off the charts.  Her ultimate attack is capable of destroying even your most powerful units in one hit, or severely damaging them to the point of critical damage.  She takes a hell of a lot of power to take down and even then is only defeated through her own sheer willpower to overcome her destiny and to assure her friends (your crews) safety.  In short Irui is immeasurably powerful.

Lolidom Factor 2/10:  Well when she wants to rule everything she isn’t exactly in a childlike form anymore, but she does keep Bullet in line a bit so she scores a couple points.

Loliness 9/10:  Irui is always scurrying around doing cute things, looking after people and generally behaving very childlike and kindheartedly once she becomes comfortable with everybody.  She would score an easy 10 if it weren’t for her alternate form.

Overall 30/50:  Irui is one of my favourite Super Robot Wars characters as well as one of the most potentially asskicking loli characters in anything, but yet again she isn’t exactly a callous or overbearing character, except in her alternate form, which is that of a full grown adult.  For that reason it is difficult to award high points in my categories for Irui.  Nonetheless she remains a favourite of mine and earns the Number 18 spot on this list.


2 Responses to “The Top 20 Most Ass Kicking, Crotch Stomping Badass Lolis Around: #18”

  1. 1 鋼鉄の Beowulf June 23, 2007 at 8:55 am

    You forgot to add that she comes with one Mr Zambolt who won’t hesitate to slice anyone into half if he makes her cry.

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