The Top 20 Most Asskicking, Crotch Stomping Badass Lolis Around #13

Finally it’s time again to go on with what must certainly be the most unorthodox Top #20 list of all time.  Good thing DeathKillz has vanished and won’t be able to see this for the time being, or he’d have my head for sure…..


#13 Fate Testarossa From Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha

Alluring Quality 10/10: A lot can be said for the Red Eye Blonde Hair combination and it certainly works for Fate Testarossa.  Also the camera in the show honest to god seems to focus in on her posterior during combat sequences.  Couple that with tight fitting clothing and an arguably enchanting voice and have yourself one hell of an alluring lolita as a certain girl from a certain show would describe her.

Callousness 1/10:  She get’s some points for the early Nanoha episodes where she KO’D Nanoha without a second thought, but what kind of callouss character keeps sparing the opponents life when she has her Knocked Out or with a scythe to the throat.  Plus later on she becomes just about the most empathetic, submissively friendly and easygoing characters around.

Power 10/10: Fate is like a Dragon Ball Z character in that she keeps discovering more and more ways to blow stuff up.  She’s something like an AAA class mage when she’s still 9 and uses Bardiche as a Scythe to cut things, turns it into the electricity bases version Zengar Zombolt’s Zankatou, and can also use it to fire off a wide beam attack called Photon Lancer that acts like the Wing Gundam’s Buster Rifle (exagerrated).  Still she’s ridiculously powerful to the point where an entire army of mortal men wouldn’t stand a ghost of a chance against her.  Oh and did I mention that as she unlocks more powerful forms and attacks she seems to get less and less armor for increased speed (read “gets more scantily clad”).

Lolidom Factor 5/10:  Not a bad score on this one for the fact that she takes down many people twice her size in battle.  Too bad they almost all seem to be women.

Loliness 9/10:  And yet despite all the explosions, she’s still a vulnerable little girl at heart, having lost her mother and twin sister throughout the series she’s always looking for friends, is very quiet and insecure, and needs to be looked after by the people at the Space Time Adminstration Bureau, who adopt her.  We also see her dream is to live a normal life with her family and be happy.  All her inner thoughts bely what you would imagine from a 9 year old girl and so she get’s some major points in this category.

Overall 35/50:  It’s no wonder Fate Testarossa has become such a popular character in recent years, with all the things she has going for her.  I can’t think of a single person who doesn’t know of or adore the character, and she has become a symbol of Lolimoe to the point where she seems to dominate the 2ch Saimoe 2007 (I’m staying the hell out of that other than this comment) tournament each year.  She’s the first step in us getting closer to the qualities that I’m looking for in this list, and probably my doom as a lot of people probably aren’t going to take kindly to her being low ranked in any list, especially DeathKillz wherever he may be. 


*Runs Aways At Top Speed*


4 Responses to “The Top 20 Most Asskicking, Crotch Stomping Badass Lolis Around #13”

  1. 1 O.D. August 24, 2007 at 5:39 pm

    That’s a good one. =) I would have thought Fate would be a little higher on the scale of lolidom factor, though.

    Can’t wait to see more of these. =P

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