The Top 20 Most Asskicking, Crotch Stomping Badass Lolis Around #1

And the winner is…..

Number 1: Leshente From Ikusa Megami 2

Alluring Quality 10/10: One has to love her obsession with pink.  Pink dresses, pink hair decorations, pink shoes, pink gloves.  On top of that she has some of the cutest poses, the most cocky poses and most “I’m more powerful then you can possible imagine poses”.  Add to that a taunting and haunting voice, yellow almost cat like eyes and slim slender legs she loves showing off and you’ve got another 10/10 yet again.

Callousness 10/10:  What’s slaughtering about a hundred soldiers, witnessing the bombing of countries without remorse and having no problem with getting her hands dirty when dispatched to wipe your party from the face of the planet get you?  A 10/10.

Power 10/10:  Leshente isn’t all talk either, she can easily crush your entire party the first time she shows up and there is nothing you can do about but just try to hold on and survive until the airship you are on takes off she gets dizzy.  Later on you get a chance at fighting her 5 on 1  (as in 5 of you versus her and a couple of minions that are mere decoration really, hence it really being a 5 on 1) and this time you have to win.  I personally got obliterated about 50 times in a row before grinding up to level 75, bringing maximum healing and ressurection items and having a little luck before I finally managed to beat her.  She’s so absurdly powerful that she launched my theory of “if a little girl approaches you in an RPG and wants to fight, RUN!”.  After you beat her and after a story event she joins your party at level 100 with the highest stats of anyone, all magic spells at maximum and ready to go.  God I love Leshente!

Lolidom Factor 10/10: On top of kicking your ass over and over and over, she also taunts you each time in battle and out, has one of the most self-assured battle stances I’ve ever seen (and with good reason) and uses a cat claw like weapon as a physical attack for added effect (she could K.O my main character, a warrior type in one punch).  Also the red long tipped shoes add to the whole lolidom factor making it another 10/10.

Loliness 10/10:  Yet despite all of this Leshente can also be brutally cute too.  I swear her voice sounds like Rie Kugimiya’s when she’s chirping along, and just looking at that picture of her after she joins you with the surprised admiring look she gives your main character should tell you that she’s got the loliness in her.  Plus for an absolute beast they gave her the loliest outfit humanly possible.  Seriously could she get any pinker.  10/10.

Overall 50/50:  Leshente is the character that made me a lolicon and made me aware of their overwhelming ungodly power.  After this game things would never be the same and mecha would have to share the stage in sheer awe inspiring display of power with the likes of asskicking, crotch stomping lolis forever.  Submitted for your consideration is also a video of the first Leshente fight.  Unfortunately the user is on his 3rd playthrough and maxed out, but even then he still can’t take Leshente down in the first fight or even damage her and has to wait for the event to kick in.  Better then getting squashed by her I guess….anyway I’m giving her the gold medal and running for my life.  See ya.


11 Responses to “The Top 20 Most Asskicking, Crotch Stomping Badass Lolis Around #1”

  1. 1 Solly Rushadale September 21, 2008 at 12:21 am

    Okay. WHY IS NEENA TRINITY NOT ON THIS LIST?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU WANT CALLOUSNESS?!!!! SHE BLEW UP A WEDDING FULL OF PEOPLE JUST FOR THE LULZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! POWER?!!!!!!!!! SHE PILOTS A GIANT MECHA!!!!!!!!! LOLIDOM?!!!!!!!! IT TAKES ONE HECK OF A PERSON TO LAUGH, MAKE THE ‘V’ SIGN AND WINK AS THEY SLAUGHTER HUNDREDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLINESS?!!!!!!!!!!!!! Okay, not so much there, but she does her best to appear as truly cutesy as possible.Plus she wears pigtails. You can’t forget the pigtails. And her customized PINK spacesuit.

    I am one unhappy Neena fan 😦

  2. 2 Kaioshin Sama September 21, 2008 at 2:34 am

    Just because she’s voiced by Rie Kugimiya doesn’t make her a loli.

  3. 3 Solly Rushadale September 23, 2008 at 5:12 am

    Then what makes her not a Loli?

  4. 4 Kaioshin Sama September 23, 2008 at 7:53 am

    Well for one she’s seventeen.

  5. 6 Solly Rushadale October 12, 2008 at 1:53 am

    You’re always calling that Summeragi girl from Code Geass a loli.

  6. 7 Kaioshin Sama October 12, 2008 at 1:56 am

    @Solly Rushadale: I think you’re imagining things there bro.

  7. 8 Solly Rushadale October 12, 2008 at 5:45 am

    I’M A GIRL YOU F***ING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    QUOTES FROM KAIOSHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    R2 17
    In reference to Kaguya and Tianzi

    For The Love Of Life There’s A Trade Off We Could Lose It All But We’ll Go Down Fighting…..And What Of The Lolis? Surely They Can’t Be Blamed For Our Mistakes?

    R2 16
    World: “Two Lolis!!!! RATIFY! RATIFY! AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! Motion Passed, Commence Japanese Liberation Operation” Kaguya & Tianzi: *High Five*

    R2 13
    Kaguya Kind Of Seems Overly Talented…..But Then When You Consider That She’s A Loli

    (In reference to kaguya)
    The Pose, The Point Score Against Suzaku In The Victory, The Innocent Loliness….It Suddenly Feels A Lot Hotter In This Room….Excuse me….

    NEED ANYMORE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  8. 9 Kaioshin Sama October 12, 2008 at 7:52 am

    Oh that Sumeragi and not the one from Gundam. Yeah I suppose I did. Anyway, sorry for the mistaken gender, but do try to calm down just a touch. I can’t see you so there’s really not much I can do, but guess. For instance, how would people know if I’m actually a male. They have my word to go by and that’s it. Anyway…..yeah, please try to calm down when posting comments here.

  9. 10 Solly Rushadale October 13, 2008 at 6:40 am

    Okay, I’ll calm down some… but honestly, you have no idea how insulting it is when your gender is mistaken…

    P.S. It is QUITE obvious that you are male…

  10. 11 1707-mania September 19, 2010 at 3:01 am

    never played the game and now I wanted to! >_<

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