The Gundam 00 Penultimate Episode Drinking Game (Helping You Celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day Weekend Right)


Patrick’s Death (?) May Have Been Anticlimatic, But I Choose To Honour His Carefree Spirit In The Coming Saint Patrick’s Day Weekend  Episode Of Gundam 00 Nonetheless

Saint Patty’s is coming again and while last year it was the Derailed by Darry Drinking Game (Now the Blogsuki Drinking Game, but still not actually recommended to anyone who wants to live and still incredibly relevant one year after), this year it’s going to be the Gundam 00 Series Penultimate Episode Drinking Game (TM) that I recommend to people who want any and all excuse to get their Irish up while enjoying the increasingly surreal finale that is Gundam 00’s.  Similar rules apply as to the Blogsuki Drinking Game and this is to be played for the coming weeks episode 24 only of course.  I recommend Rye and Coke myself, but if you are under age and/or just wanna play with soft drinks then I’ll understand.  Enjoy, but really and truly, drink responsibly folks. 

Setsunator Fragdown Rules:

– If Setsuna is shown having the golden Innovator eyes take a sip

Take a sip every time Setsuna says “Gundam”.

– If the Gaga squad (and yes for those who don’t already know I also find the idea behind them incredibly lame) is just entirely absent next episode then down a fresh glass

– If Setsuna wipes out the entire remainder of the Gaga squad in less than a minute then down a keg

Lockon And Ali Showdown Rules:

– If Lockon Kills Ali take a sip

– If Ali kills Lockon finish your drink

– If Setsuna intervenes and kills Ali then finish your drink or down a fresh one if Ali killed Lockon

– If the duel is still unresolved by the end of the episode then down a keg and wonder how they can possibly fight for that long

Allelujah Rules:

– Anytime Allelujah says “Marie” at least twice in a row then take a sip.  Keep drinking for each time he says it

– If Allelujah actually follows “Marie” up with anything else take two sips for every other word he says

– If Hallelujah puts in an appearance then keep drinking as long as he’s on screen

– If Allelujah or Somarie get offed then drink until you pass out

Tieria And Ribbons “Chicken Race” Rules:

– If Tieria shoots Ribbons dead  in the first 5 minutes of episode 24 take two sips

– If another Ribbons pops up right behind Tieria after he does so finish your drink

– If Ribbons manages to somehow descend some stairs in a new body (classic Innovator entrance) then down a keg

– If Ribbons ends up in a final boss suit that comes bearing Fin Fangs then finish your drink

– If Tieria beats Ribbons to Veda but finds that Regene has already seized control of it then down two drinks

– If Aeolia Schenberg pops up instead of Regene then down a six pack

– If Ribbons is right and the dialogues with other races do come (as in aliens make themselves known) then down a keg

– If Ribbons Necroned for a surprise final boss then drink until you pass out

Marina Rules:

– If Marina sings her song next week finish your drink.

– If the kids sing too then down a keg

– If everybody joins a chorus then drink until you pass out

Saji x Louise Rules:

– If Saji cries during his showdown with Louise take a sip

– If Louise dies then take three sips

– If Saji rescues Louise from an exploding Regnant in a manly way then drink until you pass out

The Disturbed Love Triangle Rules:

– If Graham puts in an appearance take two sips

– If Sumeragi manages to convince Billy to put down the gun take a sip

– If Billy shoots Sumeragi finish your drink

– If Graham turns up to stop Billy take a sip

– If Graham turns up and shoots Billy finish your drink

– If Graham turns up and Billy goes to hang out with Graham instead and to forget about his vengeance then drink until you pass out

Honorary Saint Patrick’s Day Wild Card Rule 

– If Neil Dylandy pops up then start singing “Oh Danny Boy” and then drink till you pass out.  The same rule applies if Patrick shows up alive.

(c) Kaioshin Sama, 2009

33 points, many ways in which you are probably going to get totally freaking wasted if you actually try to play this game.  I take no responsibility for any personal injury this game causes people if they decide to go through with it.


7 Responses to “The Gundam 00 Penultimate Episode Drinking Game (Helping You Celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day Weekend Right)”

  1. 1 ghostlightning March 17, 2009 at 12:45 am

    I think I’m gonna get smashed. That said, yay Gundam!

  2. 2 mangaka-chan March 17, 2009 at 12:46 am

    I just noticed from your screen cap that Patrick’s helmet appear to be cracked. Anyone with a cracked helmet is as good as gone in Gundam 00-verse. Oh Patrick, please live up to your nick name: the Immortal Cockroach!

  3. 3 Kaioshin Sama March 17, 2009 at 1:08 am

    @ghostlightning: Go for it my friend.

    @mangaka-chan: Neil Dylandy would seem to confirm that, but we’ll see.

    Incidentally has anyone else noticed that last year the character with the Irish background was maimed by the character with the Irish name and then killed off by Ali just before St. Patrick’s day and that this year the character with the Irish name was apparently killed off just before St. Patrick’s day and the character with the Irish background is possibly about to kill off Ali? It kind of makes you wonder if Sunrise is trying to make some sort of statement here or if it’s just a really big clusterfuck of a coincidence.

  4. 4 deathkillz March 17, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    Holy crap Kaio…this game will get someone crazy idiot killed O.O

  5. 5 leoh March 18, 2009 at 2:09 am

    It’ll be so worth it if Saji does rescue Louise in a manly way.

  6. 6 sadakups March 18, 2009 at 4:08 am

    This is the time for Saji to show his GARness.

    And please, don’t die, Lyle. It would really suck if he dies by the hands of the same person who killed his nii-san.

    Setsuna is a battlefield god now. This may seem far-fetched, but I’d like a last-minute twist of him piloting the 0 Gundam.

  7. 7 Kaioshin Sama March 18, 2009 at 6:27 am

    @sadakups: If he did pilot the 0 Gundam it could theoretically make him the Gundam at last and work on some sort of a symbolic level, but it isn’ exactly practical when you now have hundreds of death machines hurtling at you in a scenario that amounts to a time limit. Oh and of course a girl to rescue. Hopefully they don’t opt for the cliche end and actually handle the Louise thing the way it should rightfully be handled.

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